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Manning vs. Manning Superbowl

December 31st, 2008 at 1:39 pm

Dedicated to my friend Brian and all things he’s passionate about: Manning brothers, Oakley and “Bromance”. Quick note: Bri – Sorry you didn’t make it to the show “Bromance”, but you’re still my boy, Blue.

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A Peyton vs. Eli Superbowl would be incredible. It would almost be as cool as Oakley’s latest eyewear, which as Brian puts it, is “cutting edge technology wrapped and sculpted into art”.

Forget about the fact that it would be the defending champion Giants against the hottest team in the NFL: the Colts. It’s Big Bro against Little Bro, and the winner would have family bragging rights till death. It would be the Ultimate Trump Card. Regardless of what the loser did for the rest of his life, the winner could say, “Remember the 2008/2009 season and its Super Bowl? Scoreboard bitch.”

If you don’t think it’s a possibility and the odds are against it, think again. The Powers That Be would and could make it happen. The networks would love it, Vegas would make billions, and the NFL would make mad profit . When there is that much cash involved, I’m convinced that referees start losing objectivity for some reason. The Giants are the odds on favorite to come out of the NFC and the Colts, after a strong finish, have a great shot to come out of the AFC.

If it does happen, ohhh the dilemma for Brian; which Manning will he pull for? It’s the ultimate “Bromance” for him. Like the time he had to choose between the salmon colored turtleneck or the pink one. He tried to explain the difference, but some people play touch football. I play tackle.

Brian: “Bromance” is gonna be an AWESOME show, brobrah!
David: you dig it the most
Brian: @#$! yeah!
Brian: its KILLER!

Stay tuned for the ultimate in reality sports…

Comments
  • Brian
    Good post. There's so many in jokes in this thing, you just should have sent it as an email. Also, F*CK Peyton and his giant forehead.
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