Tampa, Florida awaits the winner of each divisional championship game. From rednecks to blue heads, young to almost dead, and every tourist flocking the streets of God’s Waiting Room:  all are waiting to see you arrive. Personally, I want to see the Ravens vs. Cardinals.

Sports is all about being entertained and if Ray Lewis was preying on Kurt Warner, I’d find that entertaining. Sort of like the Discovery Channel where the prey sometimes gets away, but some times it’s eaten.

You couldn’t find more contrasting humans to put on opposite sides of the ball. Good vs. Evil. Thug vs. All American. Last time I checked, black vs. white. If I had a chance to sit down and interview them at the same time, I could only imagine how it would go.

Question: So how does it feel to be in Tampa for the Superbowl?

Warner: Gee, it’s awesome. I want to thank God for letting me represent the Cardinals and all our wonderful fans in Arizona.

Lewis: I want to play the game NOW. This 2 week lay off makes me intense and nobody wants to win this more than I do. Kurt go drop back and let me rush you right now.

Question: So what part of the game are you looking forward to the most?

Warner: Wow, just the whole thing is going to be great. We have some surprises ready for those Ravens.

Lewis: Ed Reed is going to put the clamps on Fitzgerald and that’s gonna give me some time to put some hurting on Kurt. I’m gonna get me some Edge too.

Question: You seem a bit fired up to come after Kurt Warner. Why is that?

Lewis: I have a natural distaste for quarterbacks, it comes with being a linebacker. Just like my boy Pacman; I love me some me, but nothing like hurting quarterbacks.

Question: Kurt does this bother you? And what do you think of Ray?

Warner: No, I understand Ray is a competitor and he’s coming after me, it’s part of the game. I think Ray was lucky getting off his murder indictment, but he sold out his buddies and plea bargained it down. He worked the system, don’t hate.

Question: What would a victory mean to you personally?

Warner: Another championship would be swell.

Lewis: It would give Ray Lewis more chances to talk in the 3rd person. Ray would like that.

Question: Any last thoughts or statements?

Warner: Good luck Ray!

Lewis: In a word: Pain.